February 2008
23 posts
Kotex To Endorse Obama →
While the Obama campaign has had little comment on the endorsement so far, a source from inside the Clinton campaign said Hillary is furious.
January 2008
26 posts
Giuliani Changes Mind, Re-enters Presidential Race →
Giuliani spent hours looking at himself in the mirror wearing his superhero costume and pondering delusions of grandeur before making the decision.
Tom Brady To Play Super Bowl Hopping On One Foot →
As news of Tom Brady’s self-imposed challenge spread, bookies in Las Vegas reacted quickly, dropping the line on Sunday’s big game by two points.
Stallone Promises 'Slow, Painful Death' For Romney →
Sylvester Stallone announced his endorsement of John McCain and blew up Romney’s “Mitt Mobile” with a makeshift explosive device to illustrate his support.
Olsen Twins Launch Celebrity 911 Service →
While the girls do plan to offer the localized 911 to all A-list and many B-list celebs, they’re concerned that demand may quickly exceed capacity.
Alopecia Support Group Endorses Huckabee →
The popular support group hasn’t officially endorsed anyone on the national level since running a television ad campaign for Gerald Ford in 1974.
[audio] Ad: "See You Next Tuesday" On ABC →
If the lengthy Hollywood writers’ strike has you longing for something fresh on TV, turn no further than ABC’s newest offering.
Rudy Giuliani Succumbs To Orange Juice Poisoning →
The incident came at the end of a whirlwind campaign day that saw Giuliani convert to Judaiam, mow lawns, and attend an alligator wrestling BBQ.
Bush: Taxes Aren't With Us, So They're Against Us →
In an attempt to stimulate a lagging economy, Ppresident Bush is proposing to eliminate all taxes “currently paid by persons here in America.”
Sam Franklin 1923-2008: "Pour Some Liquor, Homey" →
Best known for his home meat deliveries to the Brady family, Sam “The Butcher” Franklin died last week at his home in Brentwood, Calif.
Gizmodo Deflates Tires At North American Auto Show →
Gizmodo was invited to the auto show to blog about the new technology, but instead deflated tires, honked horns, and were a general nuisance.
Steve Jobs Unveils New iTurtleneck →
The dramatic introduction of the iTurtleneck capped a year of speculation among Mac lovers who left last year’s Macworld Expo a bit disappointed.
Obama, Clinton Trade Jabs Over How To Help Britney →
Both have abandoned the racist smears and sexist swipes, but whereas Obama favors an intervention approach, Clinton’s plan is much more aggressive.
Cloverfield Secret Revealed; Fanboys Revolt →
One of Hollywood’s most closely guarded secrets was undone when a production assistant on the film revealed the exact nature of the monster.
Obama Challenges Clinton To Breakdancing Duel →
Political pundits note that Barack’s challenge to Hillary is the first of its nature since the big Mondale-Reagan break-off of 1984.
Writers' Strike Threatens Superbowl →
Rather than cancel the game altogether, the Super Bowl may be played in private at an undisclosed location, and the winner announced during a press conference.
[audio] Ad: Lemon Automotive →
If you’re stressed out wondering whether that used car you just bought might be a lemon, come to the one place where we won’t keep you wondering.
The Penis Of Ron Paul →
In this special one-part series, CAP News goes under the hood of the Republican presidential candidate to learn just what makes Ron Paul tick.
Britney Spears Goes 15 Minutes With No Drama →
According to Spears’ spokesperson, the uneventful time took place while she slept and lasted until she woke up crying for ice cream.
"Bounceback Broad" Takes Momentum To Nevada →
Overcome with emotion but determined not to cry, again, Hillary boarded her bus while Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back” rocked an early morning crowd.
RIAA, Sony To Team Up On Surgical Implants →
According to Sony, the implants allow consumers to hear the music they’ve purchased, but will prevent unauthorized listening from anyone else.
Generation Y Biggest Viewers Of Porn In Libraries →
Of the 57 percent who said they viewed porn at a library, 65 percent also signed out a private study room at the library to “finish the job.”
[audio] Ad: Club Iraq →
If you’re sick of paying outrageous prices for a forgettable vacation, turn the tables and pay next to nothing for a vacation they won’t let you forget.
Fred Thompson To Campaign From Home →
Political pundits laud Thompson’s decision, saying the money he’ll save on gas alone will give him the opportunity to buy an extra attack ad or two.
Iowa Voters Mistakenly Endorse Fictional Character →
Early returns show many Republican voters in the Iowa caucuses threw their support behind a movie character portrayed by actor Bruce Willis.
[pic] The Best Of October's Photos →
Enjoy a quick run-through of the best CAP News photos from October, 2007.